Just for the record, vampires are not romantic. I thought I should clarify this because many people seem to be under the misconception that vampires are romantic. First of all, they are undead, and the undead are not romantic. Secondly, they drink blood. Do we consider ticks and mosquitoes romantic? No. Would we consider undead ticks and mosquitoes romantic? No. Vampires are really just extra-large, economy-sized parasites. I'm afraid that parasites really aren't romantic. So take off that black nail polish, put down Vampire: The Teenage Angst and move out of your parent's basement.

P.S. Vampires aren't real.